Madonna is destined to direct her biopic written in Diablo Cody


Madonna. In his 60s. Probably with a subscription to AARP magazine. The current adored and adored love of his life – perhaps temporarily – is Ahlamalik Williams. He’s 26 years old and probably skates rolling in the store for his copies of Bop Magazine and Teen Vogue. The parents of this beautiful child are younger than her, three years older than their daughter, and she is also a dancer so no jokes about the many movements she can make.

However, among her rompers, the news is that she is co-writing with Oscar winner Diablo Cody – a biopic of her life. Madge herself will direct. However, it won’t stay. Alec Baldwin’s newest child, his fifth child with his second wife, could play Ahlamalik.

The one who walked away

A Michael Fuchs Gallery in Berlin contains a video of four types of characters explained by the Greek philosopher Galen, a VIP I have never met in person. On top of that, for some reason, Cate Blanchett blanches on “Blood,” “Choleric,” “Melancholic” and “Phlegmatic” for 3 ¹ / ₂ minutes. And for some reason I don’t understand, face to face. And he says “I love you, I don’t love you.” There’s an app called Acute Art, a way to experience and collect this “augmented reality”. Now I know why I never interviewed the Greek philosopher Galen.

Fools in parade

Like all that won’t be – the traditional Thanksgiving 2 ¹ / ₂-mile oom-pah in Central Park West won’t be. Floats will be attached to a few vehicles. Any gestation of 80 to 100 balls will be watched on TV like everyone else. Santa is scheduled to schlep up at the end, unless he and Mrs. Claus blow the temperature controls.

History lesson

There is BS about a third in line perhaps for our presidency. I, Mrs. Adams, will educate you. The previous one exists semi.

By March 1849, a Sunday at noon President Polk’s term had expired and he had not sought re-election. George Dallas (a city was named for him) was out as VP. When President-elect Zachary Taylor refused to be sworn in on Sunday, Lord’s Day, we were without a leader for that day. Our third in line was Missouri Senator David Rice Atchison. Folklore claims that Atchison won the presidency to this day, but who is to say for sure. I wasn’t here. Bio: Natu, Frogtown, Ky. Educated, Transylvania U. Small “unofficial” Presidential Library everywhere-thehell’s Atchison, Kan. His statue in Plattsburg, Mo., bears the caption “President of the United States for a day.”

This “12th president of a day” liked to say that he was “the most honest administration this country has ever had.”

Lawyering up

Pre-CV, we’ve bubble too many lawyers, now not enough. Everyone demands it. Divorce, custody, wills, mortgages, evictions, disputes, reorganizations, layoffs, bankruptcies, exchanges, loan modifications, banking problems, non-refundable collections, loans, foreclosed business deals, non-refundable money, canceled cancellations, entrepreneurs not showing up , unfulfilled promises, work not done, bad relatives, repossession of property with other lawyers defending millions of homeowners etc.

But NY Republicans, take heart. Following the avant-garde leadership of Mr. & Mrs. de Blasio and BS of AOC adhere to us like shit, fear not. Following Goldwater’s debacle for president, NYC elected Republican Mayor John Lindsay, Republican Mayor Giuliani, Republican (then) Mayor Bloomberg. So, remember that House Stark motto in “Game of Thrones”: “Winter is coming.”

East Sider Dr. Marc Lazare on a dentist cleaning his office: Custom sneeze guards to prevent transmissions. Missed appointments, without waiting. Each room is sanitized for the next patient. Masks, face shields, surgical gowns, headdresses and disposable clothing. Activated by light, air purification and photoelectrochemical oxidation filters installed to purify the air released into the atmosphere.

Suction system for removal of silver-mercury fillings. Multiple Purell distributors without touch. Preselected arrivals, temperature taken, sprayed with antibacterial. Patients receiving their cell number for emergency problems.

Only in New York, children, only in New York.

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